1. Helped undress a mannequin so that Earl Campbell could buy the drovers coat that it was wearing.  (He's a large man.)
   
2. Was forced to lay off my entire staff and outsource their work, and later earned a healthy bonus and some stock for my efforts.  (the corporate world still confuses me.)
   
3. Ran off the stage in tears while performing a solo, because I forgot one of the verses to "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head".  (This was when I was 5 -- which sadly was long before I learned to heckle the audience.)

As if the son-adding dilution of "Take Our Daughters to Work Day" wasn't bad enough...
The last several years have also seen  

• Take Your Dog to Work day 
• Take Your Pet to work day 
• Take Your Rubber Chicken to Work Day
• Take Your Parents to Work day
• Take An Older American to Work Day
• Take your HT (Ham Radio) to Work Day 
• Take Your Coffee Mug to Work Day
• Take Your Partner to work day
• Take Your Bike to Work day
• Take Your Body to Work day
• Take a Model Train to Work Day
• Take Your Baby to Work Day
• Take an American Flag to Work Day 
• Take your Teddy Bear to Work Day
• Sadly, even Take Your Cat to Work day has already been tought of....

   I can't help wonder what will be next... It seems that just about every space on the calendar is "national _____ day" -- so why shouldn't we start filling up each week with a new "Take your ____ to work day" concept??  

Think about it -- if you could vote for a new option, what would it be??   I'm torn between "Take Your Single Socks to Work" day (perhaps we could all work together to help all those lonely socks find their partners?) and "Take Your Power Tools To Work" day (perhaps this is the only way that the bathroom stall with the door that won't close or the wobbly cafeteria table will ever get fixed).