Bridge may be ice in cold weather. (which would be an interesting transformation to behold)
A billboard blitz alongside I-10 (I think they were just inside Mississippi), promoting a dozen or so upcoming performers at the Beau Rivage:
Somewhere in the middle these three were in a row: Johnny Mathis, Engelbert Humperdinck, Michael Bolton. Each billboard had a giant face shot, and the photo of Michael Bolton was so unflattering, it made him look older than Johnny and Englebert (even though they are 20 years older).
Made me sad to think that I crushed on him for a while back in college. Mind you... he's holding up better than some of my earlier crushes (Exhibit A: Leif).
- my location is:San Antonio
- my mood is:
good
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- my mood is:
giggly
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musicbyoscar: "you might be getting a phone call today from a company called keg kits."slycreations: "cake tits?"musicbyoscar: "Yeah, keg kits. i ordered stuff from them on Valentines, and it hasn't shown up yet. I'm checking up on my order."slycreations: "You ordered 'cake tits' for Valentines?"musicbyoscar: "I ordered from their website -- KegKits.com."slycreations: "CakeTits.com?"musicbyoscar: "yeah."slycreations: "I must not be understanding you. Did you say 'tits' as in T-I-T-S???"musicbyoscar: "Kits -- K-I-T-S."slycreations: "Oh. Why did you order cake kits?"musicbyoscar: "I need supplies to keg my beer."slycreations: "Why would you order beer supplies from a cake website?"Anyway -- eventually after a few more rounds, I finally understood "keg" and not "cake", and all was well.
Of course, now that I think about it... perhaps "cake tits" would make an ideal gift for someone you know.
- my location is:San Antonio
- my mood is:
amused
- my location is:San Antonio
- my mood is:
hungry
So, as a part time cake decorator who has a degree in English, I must say, I totally love this cake-grammar nightmare entry at CakeWrecks.com -- which is now filling the "favorite blog" void left by Threadbared (if you haven't read Threadbared -- read the blog online or buy the book.)
Thanks to
dawntreader90 for blogging about CakeWrecks a few weeks ago. Luv You!!- my location is:San Antonio
- my mood is:
cheerful
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But of course, I work from home in an office of one... so it just wouldn't be the same.
- my location is:San Antonio
- my mood is: amused
As if the son-adding dilution of "Take Our Daughters to Work Day" wasn't bad enough...
The last several years have also seen
- Take Your Dog to Work day
- Take Your Pet to work day
- Take Your Rubber Chicken to Work Day
- Take Your Parents to Work day
- Take An Older American to Work Day
- Take your HT (Ham Radio) to Work Day
- Take Your Coffee Mug to Work Day
- Take Your Partner to work day
- Take Your Bike to Work day
- Take Your Body to Work day
- Take a Model Train to Work Day
- Take Your Baby to Work Day
- Take an American Flag to Work Day
- Take your Teddy Bear to Work Day
- Sadly, even Take Your Cat to Work day has already been tought of....
I can't help wonder what will be next... It seems that just about every space on the calendar is "national _____ day" -- so why shouldn't we start filling up each week with a new "Take your ____ to work day" concept??
Think about it -- if you could vote for a new option, what would it be?? I'm torn between "Take Your Single Socks to Work" day (perhaps we could all work together to help all those lonely socks find their partners?) and "Take Your Power Tools To Work" day (perhaps this is the only way that the bathroom stall with the door that won't close or the wobbly cafeteria table will ever get fixed).
- my location is:San Antonio
- my mood is:
pensive
- my location is:San Antonio
- my mood is: amused
and some of the comments (and subsequent links) are just as funny as the original post. I particularly liked the Computer Corner Video (I recommend that you wait until you're not at work to follow the 2nd link)
- my location is:San Antonio
- my mood is:
geeky - I'm listening to :snoring husband
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- my location is:San Antonio
- my mood is:
sleepy - I'm listening to :snoring cat
Today those two universes have collided. Today's I received an email from "keep erect" with the subject "Your loan request approved".
Not sure who they thought would be fooled by that --- I've never met a lender named "keep erect," nor have I heard about erectile dysfunction cures which would require loan approval. But, if they are that expensive, I can't help but wonder what type of interest rate and loan terms would be involved. Somehow I'm picturing guys opting for the 7/1 Jumbo Adjustable Rate without a pre-set rate cap.
- my location is:home office
- my mood is: hungry
- I'm listening to :Tommy castro - Big Sister's Radio
This weekend we will tack on out to the Long John Silver’s Pirate Invasion weekend at Scarborough Renaissance Festival. Looking forward to listening to favorites Iris and Rose and The Corsairs. Hoping to catch Cut, Thrust and Run, since I've never seen their show.
Meanwhile, here's a few pirate jokes for the rest of you, courtesy of Scarbie's newsletter:
- What does Long John Silver put on his fish?
- TarrrrrrTarrrrrr sauce.
- Why do pirates read playboy?
- They enjoy the Arrrrrrrticles and they like the booty.
- What did the doctor say to the pirate?
- Open up and say Ahhrrrrrrrrr.
- What’s Captain Hook’s favorite place to shop?
- The second hand store.
- my location is:home
- my mood is:
naughty - I'm listening to :sea shanties
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